A wild bachelorette scavenger hunt with alien dildos, hilarious dares, and unforgettable chaos—because every bride deserves an out-of-this-world send-off!
How My Bestie Threw the Wildest
Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt — With Alien Dildos and All
When my best friend said she was planning
the bachelorette party of the century, I knew we were in for something
unforgettable. But I didn’t expect to be crawling around a hotel suite hunting
for tentacle dildos and mythical wieners from another world. And
honestly? I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
It All Started with an Article…
It all began when she stumbled upon an
article on NaughtyParty.com
all about bachelorette scavenger hunts. It had ideas for cheeky dares,
hilarious item hunts, and raunchy tasks that would make even the wildest maid
of honor blush. Naturally, she took it a step further.
“I ordered alien dildos,” she whispered
to me one night over drinks, grinning like a maniac. “Also… a unicorn horn and
a kraken one.”
Mythical Dildos from Outer Space
(Literally)
She wasn’t kidding. The package from Alien
Dildo showed up with an entire fantasy phallus parade. There were
glittery unicorn dildos, shimmering pastel tentacles, and even a
glow-in-the-dark alien one with “mystery ridges” (??). She dubbed the game Quest
for the Magic Members, and created custom cards with clues leading the
bride and bridesmaids to the hidden toys around our hotel suite.
Each find was followed by a challenge:
We were wheezing with laughter, and the photos? Incredible blackmail material.
The Ultimate Party Kit
Aside from the intergalactic dildos, she
stocked up on all the essential bachelorette party supplies — sashes,
glittery cups, “Bride’s Space Crew” tees, and a party banner that said “She
Found Her Final Frontier.” There were alien balloons, glowing drink stirrers,
and edible body glitter that may or may not have ended up on someone's Uber
seat (sorry, Brian).
We even had a “Dildo Toss” game set up in
the living room, where you had to toss a tentacle dildo into a decorative ring
of space rocks (read: glitter-painted pool noodles).
Why It Was the Best Night Ever
The bride? Laughed until she cried.
She said she’d never felt more celebrated — and that her alien fiancé better be
ready for some out-of-this-world fun after this.
So, if you’re looking to throw a
bachelorette party that’s hilarious, original, and borderline ridiculous (in
the best way), here’s what you need:
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go delete some photos before the wedding slideshow gets made...